June 1, 2012
People who need to use Twitter:

evilheartedyou:

  1. Bradley Whitford
  2. Bradley Whitford
  3. See 1 and 2

May 31, 2012
"I make the modest proposal that psychiatric care should be as easy to get as bullets at Wal-Mart."

Andy Borowitz 
Accessible, flawless, & reasonably priced - what all health care should be.   (via mindovermatterzine)

I second this!

(via fuckyeahsexeducation)

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May 30, 2012
gay-men:

The future.

gay-men:

The future.

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May 30, 2012

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May 30, 2012
"FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!"

— No one ever. (via scoldylox)

(via tobyziegler)

May 29, 2012

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

(Source: jayygatsby, via blanchards)

May 28, 2012

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May 28, 2012

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May 28, 2012

rapcat:trainbust:

A boy sows a wild oat or two, the whole world winks. A girl does the same - scandal.

Emergent rules: the reason that discussing social issues is not a waste of time.

katherine hepburn for god

(Source: asphodelus, via damelola)

May 28, 2012
Follower: I love your blog!
Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)
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